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The setup of the impeachment trial of Bill Clinton #1 - Web browsers

  • Internet Explorer: Hello, I'm IE. I'm a web browser, and I will begin the impeachment trial.
  • Mozilla Firefox: O hi, I'z Firefox. I'm the Open Web cuz I will begin this goddamn impeachment!
  • Opera: Hey Norwegians! We're Opera... sorry for political reasons.
  • Internet Explorer: Nothing to fucking do it, you stupid.

fallontonight:

That moment when you realize you’ve had a MacBook open on your desk during your entire interview with Bill Gates.

400facts:

Failure to Kinect
by Stephen Maurice Graham

400facts:

Failure to Kinect

by Stephen Maurice Graham

Next on my tumblelog: It’s the iPad, stupid!

Tomorrow’s new topic were tech, rather than politics preferred.

I’m sorry for some reason, I’m a Google Chrome fan.

Meanwhile in Redmond in 1992...

  • Bill Gates: This year we have only two hurricanes hitting America.
  • Me: What?
  • Bill Gates: One hurricane devestated southern Florida. The other one also devestated Kaua'i in Hawai'i.
  • Me: All the trailer parks were blown away in Homestead caused by Andrew but also the tourists were survived by Iniki too!
  • Bill Gates: Of course, we have Rodney King and the Whitewatergate!
  • Me: *facepalms* Oh, I forgot Bill Clinton.

Meanwhile in Redmond in 1992...

  • Bill Gates: This year we have only two hurricanes hitting America.
  • Me: What?
  • Bill Gates: One hurricane devestated southern Florida. The other one also devestated Kaua'i in Hawai'i.
  • Me: All the trailer parks were blown away in Homestead caused by Andrew but also the tourists were survived by Iniki too!
  • Bill Gates: Of course, we have Rodney King and the Whitewatergate!
  • Me: *facepalms* Oh, I forgot Bill Clinton.

Meanwhile in Redmond in 1992...

  • Bill Gates: This year we have only two hurricanes hitting America.
  • Me: What?
  • Bill Gates: One hurricane devestated southern Florida. The other one also devestated Kaua'i in Hawai'i.
  • Me: All the trailer parks were blown away in Homestead caused by Andrew but also the tourists were survived by Iniki too!
  • Bill Gates: Of course, we have Rodney King and the Whitewatergate!
  • Me: *facepalms* Oh, I forgot Bill Clinton.